Ahoy there, mateys, I’m Cap’n Grognose Johnny, pleased t’ meet yer, shiver me timbers!
I been a pirate for years, mateys, an’ I’m the best pirate in the land. I lo’e sailin’ on the sea an’ I’m always lookin’ fer other pirates t’ add t’ me crew.
Ye might not know it but 19 September o’ e’ery year is Talk like a Pirate Day. An’ by ‘pirate’, I means yer gots ter talk like Cap’n Grognose Johnny, th’ foulest sailor who e’er sailed the seven seas.